goblin shark
even when we expect to see you, that first glance at your face shocks us into defecating ourselves every time. people that know you best, however, know that the real horror comes once you open your mouth.
your sluggish nature and offbeat party jokes are only a few of the many likable qualities which have earned you the affectionate title, "living fossil."
opportunities abound for you this year, goblin shark, much in the same way rows of wiry, ragged teeth decorate the beauty of your gaping, horrible mouth. this year sees you sinking to new lows in the freezing blackness of the ocean floor to realize your dreams.
goblin shark, 2016
30 x 40 cm. charcoal, pen and ink
ranging from the grotesque to the pathetic, the twelve animals in this horoscope provide a set of options slightly slimmer than the current zodiac animals.
it is hoped, by being confronted with unexpected — even insulting — predictions, the participant is prepared for the worst but continues to hope for the best in the new lunar year.