elephant seal
elephant seal, you sexy thing.
although others may blame your long string of bad tinder date experiences on the eardrum-shattering, roaring noises you produce during mating season using the wobbling chunk of flesh dangling from your face, we all know these attributes only heighten your already overwhelming charm and delicacy.
much in the same way your blubber shields you from the extreme cold, you will be shielded from big changes going on around you in 2024. So enjoy a year of steady progress and routine as you feast on eels, squids and sharks as per usual, expanding your bulbous, stench-exuding bulk to even greater levels of gloriousness, glorious elephant seal.
elephant seal, 2016
30 x 40 cm. charcoal, pen and ink
ranging from the grotesque to the pathetic, the twelve animals in this horoscope provide a set of options slightly slimmer than the current zodiac animals.
it is hoped, by being confronted with unexpected — even insulting — predictions, the participant is prepared for the worst but continues to hope for the best in the new lunar year.